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nevyns:

onefishybastard:

foxybadger42:

thefaultinourstartrek:

the only practical use for boobs tbh

CAT SHELF

HUMAN
WHY DO YOU GIVE ME THIS MATTRESS AND THEN TAKE IT AWAY
IT IS A GOOD MATTRESS
I LIKE IT

Boobs are also useful for:
putting on lipstick
holding bowls/plates of the food of your choice
catching spills
holding drinks when you don’t have a cupholder
catching the eye of a boob-fancying mate
nursing your offspring, if you’re so inclined
But holding kitties is definitely the best use.

nevyns:

onefishybastard:

foxybadger42:

thefaultinourstartrek:

the only practical use for boobs tbh

CAT SHELF

HUMAN

WHY DO YOU GIVE ME THIS MATTRESS AND THEN TAKE IT AWAY

IT IS A GOOD MATTRESS

I LIKE IT

Boobs are also useful for:

  • putting on lipstick
  • holding bowls/plates of the food of your choice
  • catching spills
  • holding drinks when you don’t have a cupholder
  • catching the eye of a boob-fancying mate
  • nursing your offspring, if you’re so inclined

But holding kitties is definitely the best use.

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